this is far more exciting to see than i could ever give voice to. and probably as close as we’ll get to seeing a dr who/sherlock collision. …but i still have hope…
firewood | regina spektor
love what you have and you’ll have more love
you’re not dying
everyone knows you’re going to love
though there’s still no cure for crying
(via literallybillykaplan)
(Source: wincested, via thegirlwiththeblueribbon)
Your Digital Flapper Dictionary
- Terms and Useful Phrases
- That’s bullshit! - Thats all wet!
- I’ve got a shitty date - I’ve got a flat tire
- Don’t be stupid - Don’t be sill
- Move your ass! - Get a wiggle!
- A car you had sex in - Struggle Buggy
- Wasted - Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
- That Hobo on the corner - That Palooka over there
- Now you’ve got it! - Now you’re on the trolly!
- A Gangsta’s bitch - A Moll
- A slut - A Hotsy Totsy
- I’m Engaged! - I’m Handcuffed
- Beer - Giggle Water
- Legs - Gams
- Boobs - Ninny Pies
- Rich Person - an egg
- The Commen Jerk - A Drugstore Cowboy
- Don’t be a shit head! - Don’t take any wooden nickels!
- That’s fucking awesome! - That’s the Bee’s knees!
- Honey, I said NO - Bank’s Closed, hon
- Holy Shit! - Hot Socks!
- That’s Great! - That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
- Classy - Swanky
- I need to get wasted - I need to see a man about a dog
- A woman’s Cigarette - A freedom Torch
- That girl is HOT SHIT - That dames got IT
My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!
Time to update my vocabulary.
(via bodemeister)
bekn:
if everyone reblogs this with something in their lives that makes them happy it will be the most positive post in the world
for me it is chicken curry in the dining hall
friends
rain
waking up before my alarm and feeling like I’ve made more time happen
that brief moment when you crest a roller coaster’s first drop before the adrenaline kicks in where you feel so incredibly at peace with the world
tea and scones and talking about boys
Painting.
ART
LOVE
THE INTERNETThat moment in every song when you know you’re getting to that one part and then the music just fills you up in such a way that you need to let t out somehow because you feel like you’re going to burst. Bonus points if you’re home alone and you can just dance around and go crazy without caring.
When you walk out of a meeting or social situation completely drained of all energy and you have no hope left.
Then you open the door outside and then a tremendously wonderful song comes on and you can’t help but smile like a dope.
“New York: 1922. The tempo of the city had changed sharply. The buildings were higher, the parties were bigger. The morals were looser, and the liquor was cheaper. The restlessness approached hysteria.”
Tobey Maguire, bless your voice.
Also, autotune, get out.
(via jontheangel)
